There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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