Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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