guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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