In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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