In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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