He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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