Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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