does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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