i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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