no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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