that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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