you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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