My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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