Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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