First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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