She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm just crazy horny about you
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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