just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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