You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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