i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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