Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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