I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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