I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We need to get me chipped asap
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