I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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