scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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