# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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