Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My nipple is on Facebook.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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