...so i touched it.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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