they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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