She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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