So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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