Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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