Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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