At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
