someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
