he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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