What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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