between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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