she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you didnt know i had herpes?
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high