So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Boobs are out for the taking
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.