i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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