Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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