why didn't you poke me back
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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