Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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