I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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