How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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