"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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