Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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