I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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