Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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