its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
