just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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