Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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