But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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