The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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