Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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