i think my mom watched the whole time
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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