hotel room ftw
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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