ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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