i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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